“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”
the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact
(via nikkipenuela)
Not gonna lie I spend 86% of my time imagining different scenarios in my head
(Source: quincykisses, via nikkipenuela)
me: wow i really liked that song now i think i'll listen to it another seventy times in a row
my biggest problem in life is that you can’t put emphasis on “i” by capitalizing it
(Source: sollluxcaptor, via fixed-in-passion)
Why can’t i just be Kylie or Kendall
they get everything they want and they don’t even do anything for it
h4te:
i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free
that’s called night robbery
so be it
(via espritinfini)
Did you know that you can bite off your finger as easily as you can bite a carrot? But your brain is like “No, don’t eat your finger.” So that’s why you can’t.
(Source: livefortherain, via aarontaman)
